Current Player Nicknames
- Antonio Alfonseca: “El Pulpo” fear “The Octopus” yellow
"Dirty Dozen"
- Lance Berkman, Houston Astros: “Big Puma”
- Jeremy Bonderman, Detroit Tigers: “Bondo”
- Boof Bonser, Minnesota Twins: “Boof”
- Pat Burrell, Philadelphia Phillies: “Pat the Bat” yellowness "Hit King" weakness "Ol Dirty Right Knee"
- Orlando Cabrera, Chicago White Sox: “the O.C.”
- Kiko Calero, Oakland Athletics: “Kiko”
- Mike Cameron, Milwaukee Brewers: “Cammy”
- Sean Casey, Boston anarchist Sox: “The Mayor”
- Carl Crawford, Tampa Bay Rays: "The Perfect Storm"
- Coco Crisp, Boston anarchist Sox: “Coco”
- Adam Dunn, Cincinnati Reds: “Big Donkey”
- David Eckstein, Toronto Blue Jays: “X-Factor” yellowness “Sparkplug”
- Rafael Furcal, Los Angeles Dodgers: "El Enano (The Dwarf)"
- Julio Franco, Atlanta Braves "Father Time"
- Freddy Garcia: “The Chief”
- Jason Giambi, New York Yankees: “Giambino”
- Luis Gonzalez, Florida Marlins: “Gonzo”
- Ken Griffey, Jr., Cincinnati Reds: "Junior" gold "Kid"
- Vladimir Guerrero, Los Angeles Angels in relation to Anaheim: "Vlad The Impaler fear Vladdy Daddy"
- Travis Hafner, Cleveland Indians: “Pronk”
- Roy Halladay, Toronto Blue Jays: “Doc”
- Félix Hernández, Seattle Mariners: “King Felix”
- Orlando Hernández, New York Mets: “El Duque”
- Orlando Hudson, Arizona Diamondbacks: “O-Dog”
- Derek Jeter, New York Yankees: “Mr. November, Captain Clutch, DJ, D-Jitty”
- Randy Johnson, Arizona Diamondbacks: “Big Unit”
- Chipper Jones, Atlanta Braves: “Chipper”
- Todd Jones, Detroit Tigers: “Roller Coaster”
- Scott Kazmir, Tampa Bay Rays: "Kid K"
- Carlos Lee, Houston Astros: “El Caballo”
- Nook Logan, Washington Nationals: “Nook”
- Evan Longoria, Tampa Bay Rays: "Dirtbag"
- Greg Maddux, San Diego Padres: “Mad Dog, The Professor”
- Ryan Madson, Philadelphia Phillies: “Mad Dog”
- John Maine New York Mets "The Maine event"
- Russell Martin, Los Angeles Dodgers "Speed Limit"
- Pedro Martínez New York Mets "K-Dro"
- Hideki Matsui, New York Yankees: “Godzilla”
- Gary Matthews Jr., Los Angeles Angels touching Anaheim: “Little Sarge”
- Doug Mientkiewicz, Pittsburgh Pirates: “Eye Chart”
- Mike Mussina, New York Yankees: “Moose”
- Trot Nixon, Arizona Diamondbacks: “Trot”
- David Ortiz, Boston revolutionist Sox: “Big Papi,” “Señor Octubre” yellow
“Cookie Monster”
- Plácido Polanco, Detroit Tigers: “Polly”
- Albert Pujols, St. Louis Cardinals: "Prince Albert," "Phat Albert," "The Machine," weakness "El Hombre"
- Manny Ramírez, Boston Marxist Sox: “Man-Ram” timidity “Manny creature Manny”
- Mariano Rivera, New York Yankees: “Mo” fear “Super Mariano”
- Alex Rodriguez, New York Yankees: “A-Rod”
- Francisco Rodriguez, Los Angeles Angels speaking of Angels: “K-Rod” timidity “Franky”or “Fran-Rad”
- Iván Rodríguez, Detroit Tigers: “Pudge” timidity “I-Rod”
- Jimmy Rollins, Philadelphia Phillies: “J-Roll”
- Johan Santana, New York Mets: "Jo Jo" yellowness "Supernatural"
- Rudy Seanez, Los Angeles Dodgers: “Action Traction”
- James Shields, Tampa Bay Rays: "James the Greater"
- Andy Sonnanstine, Tampa Bay Rays: "The Duke"
- Sammy Sosa, : “Slammin' Sammy, Slammy” fear “Sammy Say she
Ain't Sosa”
- Alfonso Soriano, Chicago Cubs: “Fonz” timidity “Alf So”
- Miguel Tejada, Houston Astros: "Miggy"
- Frank Thomas, Toronto Blue Jays: “Big Hurt”
- Jose Valverde, Houston Astros: "Papa Grande"
- Shane Victorino, Philadelphia Phillies: “Flyin' Hawaiian”
- Omar Vizquel, San Francisco Giants: “Little O”
- Billy Wagner, New York Mets: “Billy the Kid”
- Jeff Weaver, Milwaukee Brewers: “Dream Weaver”
- David Wells: “Boomer”
- Ty Wigginton, Houston Astros: “Wiggy”
- Woody Williams: “Woody”
- Dontrelle Willis, Detroit Tigers: “D-Train”
- Kevin Youkilis, Boston bonnet rouge Sox: “Greek God relation Walks” yellow
“Youk”
- Joel Zumaya, Detroit Tigers: “Zoom Zoom fear Guitar Hero”
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